{"id":748,"date":"2005-12-05T07:42:13","date_gmt":"2005-12-05T13:42:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/67.227.157.91\/~kenpom\/wp_blog\/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge\/"},"modified":"2005-12-05T07:42:13","modified_gmt":"2005-12-05T13:42:13","slug":"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kenpom.com\/blog\/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you tune to the Turner family of networks in the next four weeks, you can&#8217;t help but see &#8220;A Christmas Story&#8221; playing a couple hundred times. And there&#8217;s that one scene where Ralphie does something stupid, I can&#8217;t remember what it was, but it all unfolds in slow motion and he utters a fake expletive as it&#8217;s happening. And that&#8217;s exactly how a last-second half-court heave from Sean Dockery played out in my world. The minute he launched it things didn&#8217;t look quite right. Everybody acted like it had a chance. And as it descended, it was headed right for the hoop. And that&#8217;s when the word began to leave my mouth. You see, when you root for a team, as I do, that has won exactly five NCAA tournament games in its history, well, beating the #1 team at their place, and finishing the game with an 12-0 run to do it, is something you don&#8217;t dream up. And I don&#8217;t think #1 teams imagine winning a game on a desperation shot against a team picked for 8th in their conference, either.<\/p>\n<p>OK, enough of the self-pity. Who do you think was most happy to see that shot go down?<br \/>\n<b>a)<\/b> Coach K. After milking the shot clock with unsuccessful results for the final three minutes, this would have been a rare case where he would have coached himself into a loss.<br \/>\n<b>b)<\/b> Texas coach Rick Barnes. Duke faces #2 Texas this Saturday and maybe they won&#8217;t be as ornery as they would have been had they lost as 21 point favorites to the Hokies.<br \/>\n<b>c)<\/b> Rick Pitino. For knowing that even if you assign a player to guard the inbounds, Duke can go the length of the court in two seconds and turn defeat into victory.<\/p>\n<p>I know I promised a little something on the possession stats for today, but I&#8217;ll do it tomorrow when I&#8217;m thinking more clearly.<\/p>\n<p><u><b>Lines o&#8217; the Night<\/b><\/u><\/p>\n<p><b>Friday<\/b><\/p>\n<pre>                           <b>FG    3pt  FT   Reb\n                      Min  M-A   M-A  M-A  O-T   A F S TO BLK Pts<\/b>\nVirgil Matthews        35  6-8   2-2  9-10 3-7   8 4 3  4  1   20\n<b>Result: Win.<\/b> Montana 88, Stanford 69.<\/pre>\n<p>If you&#8217;re getting your <a href=\"http:\/\/midmajority.com\">mid-majority<\/a> fix on the weekends, then you already know about Virgil. Hey, don&#8217;t feel bad, Stanford. It&#8217;s hard to go into Big Sky arenas and <a href=\"http:\/\/kenpom.com\/blog\/rabid-crowd-theory\/\">get wins<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Saturday<\/b><\/p>\n<pre>                           <b>FG    3pt  FT   Reb\n                      Min  M-A   M-A  M-A  O-T   A F S TO BLK Pts<\/b>\nKojo Mensah            44  5-10  2-6  8-10 4-14 11 1 1  3  1   20\n<b>Result: Win.<\/b> Siena 82, Albany 74 (OT).<\/pre>\n<p>By my count, the first triple-double of the season, and against the cross-town rival no less.<\/p>\n<p><b>Sunday<\/b><\/p>\n<pre>                           <b>FG    3pt  FT   Reb\n                      Min  M-A   M-A  M-A  O-T   A F S TO BLK Pts<\/b>\nShelden Williams       38  8-11  0-0  5-7  6-19  3 3 2  1  5   21\n<b>Result: Win.<\/b> Duke 77, Virginia Tech 75.<\/pre>\n<p>It was probably past your bed time, but Adam Morrison posted 43 again, this time is a loss against Washington. Derek Raivio left the game early with an injury.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to all the people that are sending me their nominations for this feature. Just because I don&#8217;t pick yours doesn&#8217;t mean I hate you or anything. I&#8217;ve had some good ones sent my way, so keep &#8216;em coming.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you tune to the Turner family of networks in the next four weeks, you can&#8217;t help but see &#8220;A Christmas Story&#8221; playing a couple hundred times. 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